Squidward: Huh? [vacuums in the sandwich and burps] Sorry, Squidward. All Rights Reserved. ; Ambiguously Evil: Considering that the Magic Conch Shell is supportive of Spongebob and Patrick, and that its command to do … Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom! Club SpongeBob is an episode from Season 3. The Bully/Just One Bite Squidward: [asks excitedly with a grin on his face] Can I have something to eat? SpongeBob and Patrick: [they do the victory screech again] SpongeBob and Patrick then invite Squidward to join the club, but now he refuses. SpongeBob eats two hamburgers. SpongeBob: Wey, wook. [pulls out a conch shell] Welcome to our club! SpongeBob SquarePants 129 Karate Choppers. Episode №: I'm still part of the club, right? They laugh and Squidward goes to them] He climbs the tree and gets inside. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Nancy: Whoa! [he reveals himself after he cuts through the kelp. Whoo! The pair is fearful that Mr.… Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Club_SpongeBob/transcript?oldid=3284828". Directed by Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt. Wat the Wusty Wab? 9:23. © 2020 MegaCartoons. Reply. Kelp Forest Ranger: Magic... Conch Shell? Squidward: Oh, what do you two zeros know about fitting in? SpongeBob: Once a member, always a member! Squidweed isn't too happy about the whole situation. He climbs the tree and gets inside. Sad clowns... [laughs] sad... [laughs again] clowns. Something about his nose? When Squidward happens by they tell him he can’t join the club because he wouldn’t fit in. [Squidward continues screaming. Airdate: He goes toward the light] I'm free! Welcome Squidward! Take that, SpongeBob and Patrick! [Squidward prepares to eat but SpongeBob and Patrick pull the table away and block it] Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick build a small clubhouse in a tree and get inside. [SpongeBob shrugs. Squidward: Well... this is the end. Patrick: Yeah. SpongeBob and Patrick: Praise the Magic Conch! I'm starving here! Because your club president is a shell! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Club SpongeBob" from Season 3, which aired on July 12, 2002. I-I love this, uh, piece of plastic. On June 15, 2019, Vincent Waller confirmed with the Club SpongeBob Wiki and NickALive that Season 13 is coming.2 Squidward: Could I have something to eat? SpongeBob SquarePants 131 Suds. Magic Conch: Neither. Club SpongeBob & Other Episodes was a Cartoon Paradise volume featuring two SpongeBob SquarePants episodes, two Invader Zim episodes, two The Fairly OddParents episodes and four ChalkZone episodes. "SpongeGuard on Duty" [victory screech. Lucinamay 9675. Squidward: No?! SpongeBob: We can't tell you 'cause you're not a member of the club. A big boy's gotta eat. Hello? SpongeBob and Patrick: [clink glasses] To the club! 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